Yes, he’s an original. But that doesn’t mean you can’t out-Trump the Donald.
All it takes is some Trumpitude.
If the Donald’s pulled it off then, really—how hard can it be?
Ellis Henican is a journalist and bestselling author. As a columnist for New York Newsday and the Metro papers, he has spent far too long staring into Donald Trump’s shifty eyes. Henican’s commentaries on Trump and other topics are featured often on CNN, MSNBC and Fox News. His website is henican.com.
• How to choose the perfect supermodel wife. (Not too much English, please.)
• How to turn the U.S. presidency into a four-year product-placement campaign (Why wouldn’t you?)
• How to tweet like no one’s looking. (Even if the whole world is).
• When to quit slapping your name on things. (We’ll have to get back to you on this one!)
Randy Jones is an artist and illustrator whose satirical work has appeared in the New York Times, the Wall Street Journal, National Lampoon, Playboy and many other media outlets, fake and otherwise. His website randyjonesart.com is coming soon.
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